February 2010
2 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-31) →
Bloc Party (66) Coldplay (26) Muse (12) Phoenix (5) The Koreans (4) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Feb 3rd
January 2010
4 posts
How I Met Your Mother
Barney - Later.
Lily - Wait Barney hold on, where are you going?
Barney - Nowhere. The beach, its winter, lasertag, home, shut up, you're going somewhere!
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Ted - Hey, how was your day?
Lily - Today I yelled at a little girl for painting a rainbow.
Ted - A rainbow? Sounds like that bitch had it coming.
Jan 31st
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Coldplay (17) Muse (8) Franz Ferdinand (7) Powderfinger (5) Taylor Swift (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 29th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Coldplay (51) Bloc Party (22) The Dandy Warhols (6) Powderfinger (6) Phoenix (4) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 19th
50 Things to do in at the movies.
1. Try to start a wave 2. Gasp every time there is a swear word. 3. Wear a huge Afro wig. 4. Every 15 minutes stand up and then sit back down. 5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!” 6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of you and cover a random person’s eyes. 7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie. 8. Scalp tickets outside the theater. 9. If...
Jan 14th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-10) →
Bloc Party (39) Pearl Jam (11) Michael Bublé (4) The Dandy Warhols (3) The Rolling Stones (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jan 12th
December 2009
5 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Powderfinger (50) Taylor Swift (13) Hunters & Collectors (3) Bloc Party (2) Grinspoon (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 28th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13) →
The Killers (15) Bloc Party (6) Coldplay (4) The Koreans (3) Muse (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 15th
I love Entourage...
“Fuck him! Like the great philosopher Tzun Tzu said, when you’re done fucking your enemies, fuck them some more!!” - Ari Gold
Dec 11th
50 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. 2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP! 4. Whistle the first seven notes of It’s a Small World incessantly. 5. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the...
Dec 11th
November 2009
17 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-29) →
Bloc Party (48) Pavement (3) The Beatles (2) Powderfinger (2) Stereophonics (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 30th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22) →
Bloc Party (37) The Rolling Stones (32) The Hives (8) Powderfinger (7) Coldplay (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Nov 23rd
Tumblarity = 21 Hell yeah!!!!
Nov 22nd
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Pay attention to the best qualities in people
white-crow: justbesplendid: m-altruism: Notice people’s faithfulness to each other, whether as friends, siblings, spouses, or business colleagues. Who hangs in there for others in the long haul?  Look for people who exhibit generosity and kindness like the nurse at a doctor’s office who goes out of her way to escort an elderly patient to the car, a child who shares his valuable toys or...
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-15) →
The Rolling Stones (31) Coldplay (3) Powderfinger (3) Editors (2) Eskimo Joe (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 20th
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Nov 16th
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Melbourne Cup Day....you can lose money on the...
Funny story. Yesterday I put $10 on Roman Emperor for the cup. I was quite confident I had picked a good horse for two reasons. One, the odds were pretty good ($8 for the win), and two, Bart Cummings trains it. So I walked out of the TAB yesterday very happy. I woke up this morning, and after the usual morning routine that everyone faces after dragging themselves out of bed, I flicked over to Sky...
Nov 2nd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1) →
The Rolling Stones (20)  The Beatles (18)  The Who (14)  Kings of Leon (13)  Maxïmo Park (8)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 2nd
October 2009
10 posts
2010 Globe Trotting.
As previously announced in the social network sphere, I’m off to New Zealand next September. Now this is my first trip overseas, and by far the furtherest I’ll be away from home, so I have a few things to learn about international travel. We’ll be starting in Auckland and making our way to the South Island, after a day in Sydney (I’ve never been to Sydney). Looks like...
Oct 16th
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Oct 14th
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A beer an a Google search later.............
In light of my recent following on Facebook, I thought I should write down an anecdote of my recent adventures. I had to pop into the library at the University to find a book that my dad needed for a TAFE course on Hydraulics. My search came up empty, and frustrated, I headed home, but not before purchasing some supplies for the fridge in the Bachelor Pad. I decided I might have a couple after a...
Oct 9th
I have a fan page????
I just logged on to Facebook, and there in the one of the side boxes was a fan page for me with 16 fans. This is completely new to me, because I wouldn’t do it myself for the simple reason of not looking like a dickhead. As I looked into it further, my location came up as “The Bachelor Pad, North Rockhampton, Where It’s At”. Who else calls my room the Bachelor Pad I wonder?...
Oct 9th
Nana's Facebook Status.
Nana Gyasi-Agyei Is doing some maths. Anyone want to see the exponential growth of my natural log? 2 hours ago · Comment · Like - Maths makes him horny.
Oct 8th
I just got House Season 5 on DVD!!!
Wilson: I need a change of scenery.
House: Buy a plant!
Oct 3rd
Me: Ok so I’m an acquaintance on Facebook. Why do I want to become a fan of you?? I don’t really know you. Silly high school girls.
Oct 3rd
Oct 1st
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September 2009
13 posts
Sep 28th
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Boredom Busters for uni holidays.
This just happens to be a random idea that came to me today. What if I write about a series of events that happen to me over my 6 month uni break and post them on my blog? Has the potential to be quite comical yes? I thought so too.
Sep 28th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-27) →
Coldplay (14)  The Rolling Stones (13)  Foo Fighters (8)  Kings of Leon (6)  Maxïmo Park (5)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Sep 28th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-20) →
Bloc Party (36)  The Rolling Stones (28)  Coldplay (24)  Silverchair (12)  The Beatles (12)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Sep 21st
TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong... →
white-crow: (via funsizedcherryripe) plot headlines So true.
Sep 16th
Sep 16th
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Today in Parliament Question Time.....
“Everybody makes spelling mistakes. I make spelling mistakes, I’m sure other members do.” - Kevin Rudd
Sep 7th
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Sep 6th
You know you're an idiot when.....
1. You submit an assignment online, or at least you think you did, only to discover you didn’t attach the assignment and had just sent your lecturer an email. 2. You rang your pay-tv provider because you had picture but no sound, only to discover you were on the wrong channel in the first place. 3. You ended up in the wrong suburb when you were doing a delivery. 4. The simplest things...
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